I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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