if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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