It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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