just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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