She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize