Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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pop tarts are not kleenex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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