Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
