Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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