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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Oh Jesus.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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