guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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