She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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