Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My ass is underappreciated
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
