you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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