i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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