god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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