but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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