pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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