Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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