Only a mothe r could love this liver
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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