bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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