I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We got so high we made milksteak
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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