But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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