The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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