In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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