This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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