do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.