Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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