So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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