question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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