so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....