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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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  um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I came home braless and wearing a tail....

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