id be glad to
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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