She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Life is so much better after having sex.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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