im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
dude. I can hear the air.
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