Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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