I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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