The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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