just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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