I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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