So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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