Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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