The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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