i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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