You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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