Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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