I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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