You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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