Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
you had me at cake vodka
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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