There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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