Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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