IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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