is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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