any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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