i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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