I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You ruined the universe
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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